Not the shortest bass player in the world...   but on the shortlist!
Emma Wilson, Danny Bryant, Sean Webster, Frank White, Bram Tchaikovsky, Lucie Diamond, Ramon Tikaram, Vikki Clayton, Simon Hanson, Bill Nelson, Bruce Woolley, The Blessing, Channel Light Vessel (Roger Eno, Kate St.John, Bill Nelson, Laraaji, Mayumi Tachibana), Abi Moore, Graham Fellows, Dave Formula, Kenny Mayle, Still Life, Ragged Heroes, UK Productions...
... are just some of the names he made up on the spot.